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16 September 2014 @ 10:08 pm
Chapter One  
So I went on this wonderfully long walk this evening, I love walking! I can't believe it but it's so mind clearing and relaxing as hell. I can't believe something as simple as just walking around listening to Pandora can make me feel so happy about myself...love it!

Anyway, enough of my douchery, I had this wonderful epiphany that I'm going to write a novel. For now I want the title to be "Ham Juice" but we'll see how that evolves. This isn't going to be like a 6 month project, I probably won't start putting it together for at least the next 5 years. I'm going to try and put myself into some unfamiliar situations in my life for the purpose of eventually "publishing" a satirical/humorous book about myself, Katarina but I'll be called Kat for short. Last name is TBD. I don't think the point is to write a good book, but for my life to be good enough to be written into a book. At the end of the day, no matter what happens, I can write something funny about it. I know this about myself so I'm ready to go through whatever it takes!

Obviously that last paragraph was not enough of my douchery...oh well, I don't fucking care. Anyway, this Live Journal is where it will all begin, I plan to try and write out sections of it here to later compile into some kind of novel. I'll start now by listing out the characters and I'll have to come back and update the list as needed.

So, without further ado:

1. Katarina ??
2. Amelia Lane
3. Hannah Marlin
4. Amanda Rowlin
5. Tyrone Solo
6. Tyler T. Park
7. Alexander P. Key
8. LJ
9. Milo Condimento
10. Evan Winters
11. Frank Hernandez
12. Rebecca Powers
13. Sheila Shriek
14. Dick Johnson
15. Billy Lombard
16. Nagasaki Slouchare (Nagga for short)
17. Jason Suave

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Current Location: Tyrone's Porch
Current Mood: artisticartistic
Current Music: My Favorite Mistake - Sheryl Crow